Cowboy
A cowboy rode into a town and stopped at a bar for a drink.Unfortunately the locals had the habbit of picking on strangers .When the cowboy finished his drink,he found his horse has been stolen,he went back into the bar,put his gun into the air ,counting the bar in his head without even looking,and fired the shoot to the ceiling,"which one of you stole my horse?",he shouted with surprising unfortunateness,no one answered.
He ordered another beer,and said "all right ,if my horse isn't back outside by the time I finished another beer,I'm going to do what I did back home",He walked outside and his horse was back.He settled up and started to ride another town.The barten walked out of the bar and said "say ,partner,before you go ,what happened back home if your horse was stolen?".That cowboy turned back and said,"I had to walk home."