Larry and Two Cows(M)
Larry had two cows,but he could never remember which was which
He called Mary on the phone,and she suggested cut off the tip of one cow's tail
which worked great until the other cow got his tail caught in a bush
The second cow's tail tore in the same place
and looked exactly like the other cow's tail
Larry was stuck again
Mary then suggested he notch the ear of one cow
which workled fine until the other cow caught his ear on a barbed wire fence
Once again.Larry couldn't tell the two cows apart
Larry got Mary on the phone again,and she then measure the cows for height
When he did that,
Larry was very pleased to find the fat cow two inches taller than the lean one.
Wade and 168 Duckings (M)
Wade was riding a bike in the countryside
and he stopped to let a flock of little ducklings pass
Admiring the cute little fluffy birds,he said to the farmer,
"If I can guess how many ducklings you have,can I take one?"
The farmer said,"Sure!"
Wade thought for a moment and said,"168."
This being the correct number the farmer was,understandably,totally amazed
and said,"You're right!O.K.I'll keep my promise
Take your pick of my flock
Wadecarefully considered the entire flock
and finally picked the one that was by far cuter
and more playful than any of the others
When he was done,the farmer turned to him and said,
"O.K.now I have a proposition for you.
If I can guess your IQ,can I have my chick back?"