Jiff: what do you say we stop in at that burger joint over there and grab a bite?
Julie: fat chance! If you think I'd ever set foot in that dive again, you've got a screw loose. The last time I ate that slop, I almost lost it! Besides, the service stinks there, too. It was the first time I ever stiffed a waiter.
Jeff: yeah. I had a sneaking suspicion it was going be like that right off the bat. Not seeing a living soul anywhere sort of tipped me off. Hey! How about that one over there?
Julie: oh, come off it! That place is too ritzy for us. It costs an arm and a leg!
Jeff: don't have a cow. It's on me.
Julie: in that case, I'm right behind you. (moments later')
Julie: I can't wait to chow down.
Jeff: just don't order everything on the menu, okay? I know how much you can polish off in one sitting. You're such a porker, it's amazing you're not some kind of blimp.
Julie: so, I'm into food. Listen, I have to run to the john. Just order me a deluxe burger but hold the fries. I want to save room for dessert to wash it down!
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Jiff: what do you think about the idea of going into that hamburger restaurant over there and get something to eat quickly?
Julie: never! If you think I'd ever enter that inferior restaurant willingly again, you're crazy. The last time I ate that mediocre food, I almost vomited! Besides, the service is terrible there, too. It was the first time I didn't leave a tip.
Jeff: yes. I had a feeling it was going be like that right from the beginning. Not seeing a single person anywhere informed me. Hey! How about that one over there?
Julie: oh, stop talking nonsense! That place is too lavish for us. It's extremely expensive!
Jeff: don't get upset. I'm paying.
Julie: in that case, I'm right behind you. (moments later')
Julie: I can't wait to eat.
Jeff: just don't order everything on the menu, okay? I know how much you can eat in one sitting. You're such a pig, it's amazing you're not some kind of fat person.
Julie: so, I enjoy food. Listen, I have to run to the bathroom. Just order me a deluxe burger but omit the French fries. I want to save room for dessert to follow up the meal!