Chellie: I'm bummed. The candy section's been cleaned out. They're fresh out of all the good stuff.
Hoodie: oh, give it a rest. You just stuffed your face a half hour ago. I swear, you have a one-track mind. Here, why don't you buy one of these papers instead. It'll take your mind off food.
Chellie: I'm totally sure! How can you read those things? They're so stupid. Lookit: "woman dumps her husband when she catches him red-handed with another woman' from mars!"
Hoodie: talk about getting caught with your pants down. Well, if you don't buy it, I will.
Chellie: I don't get it. You always rag on me if I buy one of those. Now you tell me that you actually fall for that stuff they print in those rags?
Hoodie: no, but I get a kick out of reading the articles. Uh, oh. Speaking of women from mars, look what the cat dragged in' Angie Stevens. I can't put my finger on what's different about her.
Chellie: get a clue, would ya! She's had plastic surgery in a big way. Don't you remember that honker she used to have?
Hoodie: that's right. Wouldn't you have done the same thing if you looked like her?
Chellie: forget that noise! You've got to be nuts to go under the knife as many times as she has.
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Chellie: I'm depressed. The candy section's been emptied. They're completely depleted of all the good merchandise.
Hoodie: oh, stop talking nonsense. You just ate voraciously a half hour ago. I swear, you have your thoughts permanently focused on one topic. Here, why don't you buy one of these papers instead. It'll remove your thoughts from food.
Chellie: that's completely ridiculous! How can you read those things? They're so stupid. observe: "woman abandons her husband when she captures him in with another woman' from mars!"
Hoodie: talk about getting caught at an inopportune time. Well, if you don't buy it, I will.
Chellie: I don't understand it. You always harass me if I buy one of those. Now you tell me that you actually tricked into believing all that stuff they print in those absurd magazines?
Hoodie: no, but I really enjoy reading the articles. Oh, no. Speaking of women from mars, look what annoying person walked in' Angie Stevens. I can't determine what's different about her.
Chellie: become aware, would ya! She's had extensive plastic surgery. Don't you remember that huge nose she used to have?
Hoodie: that's right. Wouldn't you have done the same thing if you looked like her?
Chellie: there's no possibility! You've got to be crazy to crazy to undergo surgery as many times as she has