the dos and don'ts of dating from 'the mindy project'
《明迪烦事多》恋爱指南：该做什么不该做什么
1.) do go to bookstores to meet cute guys: you never know where your long-lost tom hanks could be waiting for you. plus books are things smart people like.
一定要去书店邂逅帅哥：你永远不知道你遗失很久的汤姆•汉克斯可能在哪等着你。另外书是聪明人喜欢的东西。
2.) do eat clear soup: healthy and delicious!
一定要喝清汤：健康又好吃！
3.) do have pluck: outside from being just a really funny, old-timey word, having pluck means you're in charge! men love a woman in charge!
一定要有勇气：做旁观者仅仅很有趣，老话说，勇气意味着你在负责！男人喜欢负责的女人！
4.) don't miss an opportunity to play hostess: men love a lady who know that people can't get enough of chocolate and snacks.
不要错过做女主人的机会：男人喜欢一个女人知道谁没有拿到足够巧克力或零食。
5.) do narrate the lives of other people on the subway: i used to do this all the time when i lived in new york (just quietly in my head). it shows your creative spirit!
一定要描述地铁上其他人的生活：当我住在纽约的时候我总是会这样做（只是静静地在我的脑海里）。它显示了你的创造精神！
6.) do make a painfully awkward speech at your ex-boyfriend's wedding: it'll be cathartic!
一定要在你前男友的婚礼上做一个痛苦尴尬的演讲，这将是起到发泄作用的！
7.) do take life advice from talking dolls: i mean, barbie has kept her boyfriend ken around for 43 years.
要接受来自会说话的娃娃的生活建议：我的意思是，芭比娃娃已经把男友肯留在身边43年了。
8.) don't be yourself: especially on blind dates with cute, successful, stable men who seem to like you.
不一定要做自己：尤其是在和帅气、成功、稳重且似乎喜欢你的男人相亲时。
9.) don't go on an eat, pray, love thing: praying is boring, better to die alone. (plus julia roberts had way more fun in her other movies.even if it meant way less sex with james franco.)
不要进行《美食、祈祷和恋爱》那样的事：祈祷是无聊的，最好孤独地死去。 （加上朱莉娅•罗伯茨在她的其他电影中能得到更多乐趣。即使这意味着与詹姆斯•弗兰科的性生活减少。）
10.) do not lower your standards: everyone deserves a guy with the wealth of mayor bloomberg, the personality of jon stewart and the face of michael fassbender. dream big!
不要降低你的标准：每个人都值得一个像市长彭博那样富有，像乔恩•斯图尔特那样有性格和有着迈克尔•法斯宾德那样帅气的脸的男人。要敢做梦！