Too Faced Size Queen Mascara
塑造脸型的皇后睫毛膏
每个人都知道它有短棒大小值21美元...但不要忘了扭动！
Everyone knows it's the size of the wand ($21) that counts . . . but don't forget to wiggle!
Aside from being a beauty editor, the dream job we aspired to, growing up, was being the person who came up with all the clever names on makeup packaging. While some shades may be less than inspiring ("warm beige," anyone?) and others are just silly, there are a few brands that go for shock value. With Valentine's Day coming up, we decided to round up the most naughtily named, titillating product titles. From the aptly dubbed Lashgasm mascara to the unabashed Sex eye shadow, these beautifiers are bound to ruffle a few feathers . . . in a good way. But be warned - at least one of them is NSFW!
除了成为一个美容编辑，我们渴望的梦想中的工作，长大了之后变成了解化妆品名字的人。尽管一些名字不够给人灵感（“温暖的米黄色，”适合任何人吗？）其他人都是傻子，有一些牌子拥有令人震惊的价值。伴随情人节的来临，我们决定盘点最值得一提的名字，引出产品的名字。从任意的配音到不在乎的性感眼影，这些化妆品一定会使爱美的人们引起轩然大波...以一种好的方式。但是注意-至少他们中有一个是NSFW！
OCC Lip Tar in Hoochie
OCC牌化妆品
This orchid shade ($18) will make you want to strut your stuff no matter what anyone says.
这个兰花眼影（18美元）会使你昂首阔步的在员工中行走无论其他人说什么。
Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick in 69
都市前沿唇彩69号
No matter where your head's at, this is a sexy shade of lipstick ($22).
无论你的头在哪里，这是个性感的口红（$22）.
OCC Lip Tar in NSFW
OCC 唇彩
This provocative red lip hue ($18) is best saved for happy hour.
这个鼓动性的红唇彩（$18)是欢乐时光的最佳选择。
Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara
太塑造脸型了好于睫毛膏
Mascara is like sex or pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty great - but this one ($23) lives up to its name.
Mascara意味着性感或比萨饼-甚至当它坏了的时候，它仍然相当好-这只（$23）实现了它的名声。
Essie Nail Polish in After Sex
性后涂指甲的Essie
This metallic red lacquer ($9) is sexy, no matter when you wear it.
这个含金属的红唇彩($9)是性感的，无论什么时候你涂它。
Illamasqua Rubber Finish Nail Varnish in Kink
Illamasqua 闪亮指甲油
This is the perfect nail polish ($23) for someone with a bit of a latex fetish.
这是一款完美的指甲油（$23)给有一点喜欢东西的人们。
Urban Decay Naked Ultra Nourishing Lipgloss in Rule34
都市极富营养的裸妆
Rule34 ($20) states that if it exists on the Internet, there's pornography of it
34型号（$20)表明如果它存在于互联网，有它的色情文学。
Illamasqua Powder Eye Shadow in Sex
性感眼影粉Illamasqua
This eye shadow ($25) doesn't beat around the bush.
这种眼影($25)不需要来回的涂。
Nars Cosmetics Multiple in G-Spot
Nars 化妆品
Ooh, that blush ($39) looks good . . . right . . . there.
哦，那个刷子（$39)看起来很好...对...就在那。
Too Faced Lashgasm Mascara
塑造脸型的拉萨木睫毛膏
You're going to shout, "Oh my God!" once you see your lashes after using this mascara ($21).
你会喊，“哦，天啊！”一旦你看见你的睫毛在用完mascara之后（$21).
Nars Cosmetics Blush in Deep Throat
Nars化妆品像舌头深处一样的腮红
We're pretty sure that this blush ($30) isn't referencing the Watergate scandal.
我们相当确信这款腮红（$30)不会使人想起水族门事件。
Deborah Lippmann Nail Polish in Between the Sheets
涂在床单上的指甲油
This fuchsia polish ($18) is the perfect shade for getting frisky.
这款指甲油（$18)是变得活泼的完美选择。
Soap and Glory Glow Job
肥皂使你容光焕发的乳液
It isn't hard to get a glow from this bronzer-infused moisturizer ($22).
不难获得一款湿润的液体（$22)
英文来源：lifestyle. xin.msn.com
中文翻译： 原版英语学习网编辑 Vicky