1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying #%^&$(#*^#%$($$*$&^! YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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1. Fine（好吧）: 这是女人用来结束争论的一个词，因为她们认为有理。你应该闭嘴了。
2. Five Minutes（等五分钟）: 如果她正在穿衣，就意味着要半小时。但要是她只给你五分钟时间看比赛然后帮做家务时，那五分钟就是五分钟。
3. Nothing（没什么）: 这是暴风雨前的寂静。 这表示有什么，你得高度警惕。争论往往起于没什么。
4. Go Ahead（那就做吧）: 这是挑衅，而非允许。千万别做！
5. Loud Sigh（高声叹息）: 这实际是个词，是个非动词性的陈述，却被男人所误解。高声叹息表明她觉得你是个傻瓜，而且她奇怪为什么要浪费时间站在这里和你做无谓的争辩。（关于无谓的意思，参见前面的第三条。）
6. That’s Okay（没关系）: 这是女人对男人说的最危险的话之一。没关系的意思是，她需要做长时间的深入思考，然后决定怎样及何时让你为你的错误付出代价。
7. Thanks（谢谢）: 当女人对你说谢谢，别问为什么，也不要陶醉。只是说声不客气。
8. Whatever（管它呢）: 这是女人说#%^&$(#*^#%$($$*$&^!你的方式！
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it（没事儿了，我搞掂了）: 另一句危险的话，意思是，这件事女人已经好几次要求男人去做了，而现在她却自己在做。其结果就是，男人会问“怎么啦？” 关于女人的回答，请见第三条。