The Wisdom Thought of Love
爱情的智慧思考
1.A day without sunshine is like night.
1.一个没有阳光的白日就如同夜晚。
2.On the other hand, you have different fingers.
2.从另一个角度来讲，你的五指都不一边齐呢。
3.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
3.42.7%的数据都是临时虚构的。
4.99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
4.99%的律师是毁坏律师界名声的大老鼠。
5.Remember, half the people you know are below average.
5.记住:你所认识的人当中肯定有一半人是居于平均水平之下。
6.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
6.最后笑的人，思维最慢。
7.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
7.绝望不过是没有热情的愤怒。
8.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
8.早起的鸟儿或许能够吃到虫子，不过第二只老鼠才会得到夹子中的奶酪。
9.Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have
9.培育细菌，它们是某些人唯一的耕种。
10.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10.无愧于心通常是坏记性的征兆。
11.Change is inevitable, except from vending machines2.
11.除了来自自动贩卖机的货物，一切改变无可避免。
12.If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
12.假如你认为没有人在意你，试一下拖欠两个应付款。
13.How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
13有多少人相信心灵致动?举起我的手来。
14.OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14.很好，那么黑暗的速度呢?
15.When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane
15.当所有的东西都朝你运动而来，那说明你走错了道。
16.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16.勤奋工作将在未来收获回报，而懒惰的回报现期就能获得。
17.How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17.假如没有了酒鬼，那大海将会深多少啊!
18.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
18.鹰或许能翱翔于九天之上，但是融鼠从不会卷人飞机引擎中。
19.What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
19.假如某件事把你吓得半死，那么出现两次这样的事呢?
20.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
20.既是通灵之人，为什么还要问你的姓名呢?
21.Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,"What the hell happened?"
21.在每个老年人内心深处都会有一个年轻人在疑惑:“怎么会发生这种事?”
22.Just remember-it the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
22.只需记住—假如这个世界没有引力，我们都会掉落。
23.Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright unitl you hear them speak.
23.光传播的速度快于音速。这就是为什么你在听到某些人的发言后才会意识到他们的存在。
24.Life isn't like a box of chocolates. lt's more like a jar of jalapenos.
24.生活并不像一盒巧克力，它更像一罐墨西哥胡椒。