对联1：
time is a vexation, come up roll n roll. 时尽艰哉，岁月蹉跎事事侯。
life is a struggle, have 2 step by 1 step. 生多难也，江湖谨慎步步营。
对联2：
上联： rose sells rose on rose road. rose. 在玫瑰路上卖玫瑰。
下联：give me hand, hand in hand. 给我你的手，让我们手牵手。
横联：nowhere? now here! 任何地方都不？现在在这儿！
对联3：
上联：everything is possible. 任何事都有可能。
下联：impossible is nothing. 没有不可能。
横批：just do it. 只要肯去做。
对联4：
上联：sea-water tide，day-to-day tide, every-day tide and every-day ebb. 海浪涨潮，天天涨潮，天天涨潮，又天天退潮。
下联：floating-clouds appear, often appear, often appear and often go. 漂浮的云出项了，经常出现，经常出现，又经常消失。
对联5：
get bikini from bikini, bikini in bikini, swim to bikini. 购泳装来比基尼岛，泳装在比基尼岛，游水到比基尼岛。
go bikini for bikini, bikini sales bikini, swim with bikini. 到比基尼岛购泳装，比基尼岛卖泳装，游水需泳装。
对联6：
open windows of windows, windows in windows, shut down windows. 开窗口在视窗，窗口在视窗，关机闭视窗。
since miss is miss, miss always miss, search also miss . 女孩竟不在，女孩总不在，找她也不在。
对联7：
to china for china, china with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器
turn right get right, right is right, speak by right. 到右边得权利，右边是权利，发言凭权利。
对联8：
a willing mind sees nothing impossible, so the broken pots near the sinking boats witnessed mighty qin' s surrender before chu. 有志者，事竟成；破釜成舟，百二秦关终属楚。
a waiting heart regards everything available， so the determination from the torturing hay embraced weak yue's triumph over wu. 苦心人，天不负，卧心尝胆，三千越甲可吞吴！
对联9：
we don't stop playing because we grow old. 我们不要不玩耍因为我们长大了。
we grow old because we stop plating. 我们长大了因为我们不再玩耍了。