爆笑英语幽默笑话精选05：Prepare Yourself自己做好准备（双语笑话）

5.Prepare Yourself

5.自己做好准备

A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."

校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着:“妈妈—我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除了。让爸爸做好准备。”

Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”

两天以后，他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”