初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话02：考试不及格（mp3+中英）

2.Failure in a Test

考试不及格

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分？

Kid: Because of absence.

孩子:因为缺考。

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

妈妈：你的意思是考试那天你没去？

Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

孩子:不是，是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。