那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
1：你太晚了 You are too late
On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."
在公共汽车上，有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里o
"对不起,"他对小偷说，"你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”