那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump！"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西o第一个说：¨我听到警报响了，快跳吧！”
The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”
第二个说：¨但是我们在13层啊！"
The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl！
第一个朝他大喊道：¨都什么时候了，还这么迷信！¨