那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事 A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman? A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye. B：我会睁一只眼，闭一只眼。
A:How kind you are! A:你太善良了！
B：No，I'II shoot him! B：不，我要射死他