那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Father's John Hancock
父亲的亲笔签名
Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examina, papers， have you?
老师：汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你父母看，对吗？
Tom：Yes,I have，sir.
汤姆：不，老师，我给他们看了。
Teacher: But I can't find your father's John Hancock on papers at all.
老师：可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。
Tom:Here,sir.(showing his whipped arms to the teacher.
汤姆：在这里，老师。（向老师展示手臂上的鞭伤）