那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Mixed doubles
混合双打
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doub1es,boys?
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？
Nick: Yes,sir. Quite often.I saw it even last night.
尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢。
Teacher; Please tell us something about it.
老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick:Oh,sorry,sir. My father always says,"Domestic shams should not be published.’
尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，“家丑不可外扬。”