那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Two pounds plums
两磅李子
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
母亲：我让小孩来买两磅李子，可你只给了他一磅半。
Shopkeeper My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy ?
店主：太太，我们的秤准确无误。您秤过您的儿子了吗