外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹03：蘑菇与毒蕈(中英)

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒覃区别开呢?

Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。

If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。