Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:
有一天晚上，我针对一个自己讨厌的人所做的事情简直是妙极了:
I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of the restaurant trying to be inconspicuous. I went to the headwaiter and told him I wanted to send a cake over to my friend's table since he and his "wife" was celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary.
我看到他正和一个情人坐在饭馆里的一个不被人注意的角落里。我走到领班跟前对他说:为了庆祝我的朋友和妻子结婚十周年，我想让他给那两个人的桌上送去一份蛋糕。
If you've ever been to a place like Bennigans where the waiters and waitresses come singing and banging pots when they deliver a cake to your table, you can imagine what happened next.
在像柏里甘思这样的地方，当男女服务员给你的桌子上送蛋糕时他们介一边唱歌一边敲打着水壶。你可以想象接下来会发生什么。
Four waiters and three waitresses carrying a cake with a sparkler marched over to their table singing" Happy Anniversary, Carole and Mark…Happy… Happy…Happy… Anniversary.
四个男服务员和三个女服务员手里端着插有蜡烛的蛋糕，一边走一边唱“凯茹乐，马克，祝你们周年快乐。”
Talk about someone looking for the exits!
现在正有人忙着找出去的门呢!