Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.
医生:”请张开嘴，女士。”
Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
女士:“非常感谢您，医生。”
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
医生:“为什么要感谢我呢?”
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
女士:“因为我的丈夫总是叫我把嘴闭上。”