情人节特辑：史上最反转搞笑情诗

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[00:02.23]My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life.我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， 我这辈子就毁在你手里。

[00:09.25]I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.你的容颜依稀入梦境，于是我在尖叫中惊醒。

[00:19.75]Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...This describes everything you are not.善良、聪慧、多情而性感，可惜这些你一条都不占。

[00:28.43]Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed.爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。

[00:36.25]I thought that I could love no other, that is until I met your brother.曾以为一生只爱你一个，直到遇见你的二表哥。

[00:43.67]Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。

[00:58.35]I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face.我渴望你温柔的拥抱，但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

[01:07.45]I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，.妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！

[01:15.91]My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，你在哪沾上的一身臭气？

[01:26.66]My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe "Go to hell."我对你的深情无法付诸言语，除了一句“滚一边去”！

[01:35.58]What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka and one part lime.是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。
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情人节特辑：史上最反转搞笑情诗