after getting his first show on radio 1
all i ever wanted was to work for radio 1 - it was the realisation of my lifetime's ambition. and now i'm here it's completely crap (1992)
on dr who
i'll always be bitter about it because it ruined my marriage ... i can't watch the show without the tears coming (2007)
feeling charitable
i've discussed it with my accountant, and after tax i'll be able to give away £46m. to have that amount of money is obscene. i'll keep a little for myself, but the rest will go (2000)
showing billie piper film of their first meeting on tfi friday
that was the exact moment i knew that we would meet, fall in love, get married and get divorced (2005)
to his first virgin radio show team, after arriving 105 minutes late for a show
you all seem to get on so much better when i'm not here (2001)
on winning sony's broadcaster of the year award
how can i be broadcaster of the year when i didn't win the breakfast show of the year [too]? it is an insult (1996)
on his manhood, after seeing an anatomical diagram during a visit to his mum in hospital
if that's average then the ginger prince is coming in a poor third (2009)
interpreting the stats from his period as radio 1 breakfast presenter
we didn't get half a million more listeners. we got 7.5 million new younger, hipper listeners (1998)
on friendships outside work
on friday night i'd get home and literally - and i'm not joking - the phone wouldn't ring until monday morning. what i did for a while was just go out for a drive on my own (2003)
on his modus operandi
yes, i get drunk - who doesn't? i can be petulant and a prima donna. so what? that's why i'm successful. it's called being creative (2003)
to his director, christopher howe
that's what i do, you f****ing idiot - i get my jokes from you and put them on the air (1998)
on "retiring unhurt" from drinking
it was a blast. i have no regrets... now it's someone else's turn. good luck out there (2009)
在第一次亮相1台时
所有我曾想要的便是在1台工作—那是我所认定的一生的抱负。现在我站在这里，那全变成了废话。（1992）
谈到《神秘博士》（drwho）时
我一直对它怀恨在心，因为它毁了我的婚姻…每次看，我都连流满面。（2007）
想做慈善
我已经跟我的会计师讨论过，在交完税后，我能捐出4,600万英镑。拥有那么多钱很可耻。我将只留一小部分给自己，其它都会捐出去。（2000）
播放他和比莉·派玻（billie piper）第一次在fti friday节目见面的录影
真是在那个时刻，我知道我们会相遇、相爱、结婚，而后离婚。（2005）
迟到105分钟之后才到达节目现场时，对他在virgin电台（virgin radio）的第一个节目小组说
我不在时，你们似乎都做得好得多。（2001）
在获得索尼年度最佳播音员（sony's broadcaster of the year award）时
我怎么能在没有赢得年度《早餐》节目奖时，成为年度最佳播音员？这真是个侮辱。（1996）
在探望住院的母亲时，看到一幅解剖图之后说到他的男子气概
如果平均是那样子的话，那么金治·普林斯（ginger prince）只能排在第三名，而且比第二名落后很多。（2009）
解释他在1台担任《早餐》节目主持人期间的情况时
我们并不拥有另外50万的听众。我们拥有7,500万更年轻，更时尚的新听众。（1998）
谈到工作之外的朋友关系时
周五晚上我会回家，然后，我不是在说笑，电话几乎一直响到周一早上。有段时间我所做的就是自己一个人开车兜风。（2003）
谈到他的个人作风时
是的，我喝醉了—谁不喝醉？我可能会耍性子、发脾气。那又怎样？那就是我成功的原因。它也可称作是有创造力。（2003）
谈到他的总监克里斯托弗·豪时
那就是我所做的，你真tmd白痴—我从你身上找到笑话，再把它们播放出去。（1998）
谈到“安然无恙地戒”酒时
这绝对爆炸性。但我无悔…现在轮到别人了。祝他们好运。