A lot of us need coffee to get through the day. We need coffee like cars need gasoline or like crack addicts need their crack. The idea of a world without coffee is too blasphemous to consider—because all chaos would break loose. We would crash our cars into our neighbors’ mailboxes from sleep deprivation. We would accidentally forward lolcats to our bosses and send important Excel documents to our friends. We would fall dead asleep in the middle of an important presentation. Because life without black coffee, frothy cappuccinos, soy lattes, and espresso shots is simply not possible.