With Halloween around the corner and more vampire movies hitting screens than you can shake a pointy stick at, there's no shortage of vampire-themed merchandise on the shelves. And while you'd expect a certain amount of horror from products that deal with the undead, some of them cross the line into all-out madness.
From the insanely creepy Twilight shower curtains with the floating, disembodied head of Robert Pattinson to the completely inexplicable pair 30 Days of Night underwear,
this is the stuff we're hanging up garlic to keep out of our houses, and we've gotten Chris Sims to round up some of the strangest -- and worst -- vampire merch we could find and thrust it into the searing glow of sunlight.