Are you ready to get some tips to drive your man crazy?
Here is the most comprehensive guide from The Ninja Wife to loving him better. All of these solutions are powerful, actionable and can be enjoyed on frugal or zero budget. Naughty, nice, healthy and unhealthy – pick your own!
Laugh. Laugh at his jokes as loud as you can, even if you’ve heard this joke 20 million times.
Text him, better still sext him.
Tell him that he is your hero and you wouldn’t be happier with any other man in the world.
Start a hobby together. Hobbies can be a unique bonding experience and will let you learn more about each other.
Cook his favourite dish. The way to the man’s heart lies through…
Sign up for pole-dancing classes and show him couple of tricks next time you go to the night club with the pole available.
Listen. Listen to what he has to say. Sometimes it is so easy to drift off while he is talking, make this effort of listening. It is worth it.
Surprise him in bedroom. Striptease dance and introduce whipped cream or chocolate.
Learn the new technique of kissing him (anywhere) and next time you are in bedroom show it off.
Send him off to the quest. Give him a big problem to solve and then admire the results. Men are born doers.
Let him spend time with his male friends. This time is very important for him. Respect it.
Get a pet he is dreaming of.
Let go of his annoying habits. Just ignore or completely forgive him for these habits.
Positive reinforcement, instead of criticizing him, find what he is doing right and praise like crazy.
Play a monopoly or any other board game together.
Go for a walk together. To the ocean, forest or park. Enjoy holding hands and outside.
Never throw away his stuff, even if it looks way too old (and I mean ancient). Always ask him first.
Play a game of strip poker. He will really appreciate it.
Look after his health. Cook healthy foods, make sure he eats healthy lunches.
Organise a naughty night with cigars and alcohol. Make love like crazy. You can dress up for the occasion too.
Go on a detox together. This gives an opportunity of sharing torturing but insanely useful experience and gives you amazing support.
When he comes back home from work, run out, jump on him Holliwood “I was waiting for your for ages” style and give him a long kiss.
Send him an e-card with an in-joke or just “I love you”.
Sign up for gym or any other sport activity together.
If you want something, just tell him. Do not hint. Hints are a waste of time.
Watch his favourite movie together. And if he laughs, at least smile even if it isn’t funny for you. If you find it amusing, even better.
Give him some space to be alone and enjoy his favourite book or hobby by himself.
Pack a surprise love-you note in his lunch box.
Organise a romantic night. Candles, romantic dinner, massage. Even if the night will end up with you falling asleep after so much of food. He will appreciate the effort.
Clean his car for him. And add some nice touch, for example a post-it note with your lips print.
Give him a face massage, manicure or pedicure. Insist even if he seems apprehensive; as you know how to look after yourself and he is less likely to know.
Wear a matching outfit. Why do we save matching only for weddings? People will definitely notice and compliment you on “being a great fit to each other”
Read something new in the area of his interest and discuss it with him.
Learn new things and talk to him about it
Make sure that you have enough of energy for yourself, so you can share. Remember, we can give only the things we have.
Inspire and empower him by reminding about his past success.
Joke with him.
Plan next vacation together.
Have a raunchy photo session for two. He is the photographer, you are the model. Use your camera (especially, if you are still at girlfriend, boyfriend stage).
Start working on reviving your passion: unexpected places, scenarios, dress ups.
Send your children to their grandparents and have a romantic weekend together.
Compliment him often and tell him he is (still) very manly. Being a man in 21st century is not easy.
Kiss him and hug him for no reason.
Make a herbal tea and enjoy it together at the balcony/garden/backyard.
Look at him when he is talking. Give him undivided attention.
Do not floss your teeth in front of him.
Brag to your mother about something he has achieved recently, preferably while he is in the earshot.
Wear his favourite dress/the dress he bought for you tonight.
Buy something nice and useful for his hobby (you might need to do some research here).
Make a nice craft present. Involve children or do it yourself.
Get some nice lingerie. It will be a present for both of you.
Make it a habit to kiss him every time you leave a room or house.
Get him a good pen. Every time he will write something, he will remember of you.
Have a photo session together and frame the best picture, so he can take it to his office.
Ask for help, men love to feel needed.
Order balloons to his office (for birthday, anniversary or just for no reason)
Cuddle up to him while watching a movie and tell him that you are not scared if he hugs you.
Ask him for advice. We all love to give advice even if people do not ask for it, so give him this opportunity to express his opinion.
Defend him like a tigress if your family or friends try to criticize him.
Nothing says “I love you” like a power tool. Let him choose and buy one.