Critics called Steven Perry's debut public performance of "triumph of stamina and determination.
We're not sure what it is this week, but we seem to have an epidemic of hammered people behaving weirdly. Meet Erica Huerta and Steven Perry, a sweet young couple who spent Monday sunning themselves on a beach in Treasure Island, Florida...
It was apparently a rather populated beach. And they were sitting only 100 feet from a restaurant.
But as often happens with young love, they couldn't wait to get home to keep their paws off each other. It also seems they had a bit too much to drink, so you might say their inhibitions were performing at peak standards.
They began to have sex, apparently believing that no one would notice, or perhaps would just would avert their eyes.
That, however, didn't happen. Though Perry vaguely resembles the eraser end of a pencil, Lady Huerta is a rather fetching lass. No doubt her barenakedocity would have drawn attention.
Police say as many as 50 people were watching the festivities, which lasted some 30 minutes, a testimony to Mr. Perry's staying power during a stressful public performance. There were also seven children in attendance.
They were each charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and failure to get a room.