In the words of food goddess Julia Child, “With enough butter, anything is good.” While I couldn’t agree more, I have a strong feeling Julia was talking about stews and steaks—not a carving of the President’s head.
Marilyn Monroe
When Marilyn said, “If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything,” I don’t think she meant to include posing as a stick of butter.
In the words of food goddess Julia Child, “With enough butter, anything is good.” While I couldn’t agree more, I have a strong feeling Julia was talking about stews and steaks—not a carving of the President’s head.
Gobble Gobble!Why can’t the turkey go to church? Because he uses such fowl language (and because he would melt).
President Obutter-bama
Change has come to America … in the form of an edible emulsion of fat globules.
Blonde Buttershell
I have a vivid image of a horny man getting a bit too close to those big, buttery lips.
Liberty Bell
Let freedom ring! (Or be cooked into some delicious chocolate chip cookies …)
Ooo La La!
She looks good enough to eat … literally
Elephant Bust
Clearly this sculptor was no Dumbo.
Farm Time
Little House on the Prairie or Little House Made of Dairy?
The Great Debutterers
McCain: I believe that all men are created equal.
Obama: Yes, equally created of lard.
Peacock
My, my, what a beautiful, buttery bird!